asktheletterw:

The medic pulled his glove down onto his hand, with a slap as the rubber hits his wrist.

“Ready for your examination, Mister Cloud Strife?”

The Medic then proceeded to saw into Cloud Strife’s anus with his B-B-B-BONESAWWWWWWW, blood and gore went everywhere as a big ol grin spread…

(Source: theletterwsarseflap)

Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.

askdatkeith:

ask—dave:

askthefailscout:

freakinbluscout:

ascotsniper:

thatlittletentaspy:

scoutsmama:

I get the feeling I might regret this, but… I’m bored.

I’m scared.

BRING IT.

sure, i’m just curious and bored. 

Oh…uh…okay.

Sure…

See if anyone’s payin’ attention.

(Source: satans-testicle)

If you had me as your hat, would you ever replace me?

askdatkeith asked: Yes he did. B)

<3 B3 awesome.

scythequeen asked: Has anyone ever done a practical joke to you?

NOPE.AVI. owo

scythequeen asked: Has Ellis ever used you to 'relieve' himself when there weren't any tubesocks available?

;____________; S-Several times…

scythequeen asked: Does Ellis even wear you during sex?

Nope. >:

ask-a-smoker asked: Was going through the muck in the swamps more or less unpleasant than getting puked on by Boomers?

Swamp water and much comes out alot easier, so no.

scythequeen asked: So do you find some articles of clothing more friendly then others? Are most of your friends other hats or different clothing?

Well the hats are mah best friends. Nick’s suit’s kinda uptight..Ro’s shirt’s really nice though!

scythequeen asked: Do you ever get jealous of Ellis' Bull Shifters shirt since he's had it longer then you?

Yes. Awl tha time.